beachface

When your eyes are extremely squinted, so much your whole face is distorted, from being in the bright sun all day at the beach.

Damn you beachface, open up you eyes dude!

by CLiff LEe June 22, 2014

beach cube

Simultaneously the best and most disappointing beach toy in the universe. One inflates it, and expects it to be a ball- yet looks on in disappointment as your Poundland beach toy turns out to be a fucking cube.

Oi Wayne! Get the beach cube!

by Dlabtross July 10, 2017

beach hopping

beach hopping is a group activity sport where 2 or more friends go to a location of a beach and start hopping around.

hey frank I challenge you to beach hopping

you are on bobby

by totallynotchelsea November 5, 2017

Beachnic

Derogatory, Californian mainly a Leftist Californian.

Oh great more Beachnics causing more political Drama

by OldDogg June 5, 2019

Beach volleyball

The most elite form of volleyball that is way harder than indoor. All the girls asses are PHAT and all the girls who play need to be treated like the queens they are.

What sport do you play?

Beach volleyball.

Oh damn you must have a PHAT ASS

by Vegascupcake December 12, 2019

beach lizard

Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.

Get a load of that beach lizard.

by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020

Walrus Beach

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.

It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.

by Sass sha J May 18, 2010