booger balls

A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.

Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.

Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.

by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009

deep balling

When a guy plows a lady’s ass so hard his balls wedge between her ass cheeks.

I was deep balling Carrie so hard my balls were wedged between her ass cheeks.

by Golf19 November 23, 2017

Ball-Seance

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.

The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.

by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020

choch ball

A male species typically seen wearing a pastel polo shirt with a popped collar, white sunglasses, sporting a fo-hawk, and ripped/faded jeans. This man will also see himself as god's gift to women; little does he know, the only reason girls stare at him is because he is a tool. He may even be observed winking at fine females.

That guy that is trying to get with me is such a choch ball, he has no game!

by Taquita August 14, 2007

Melon Balling

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.

I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.

by Meatman January 15, 2006

Dick or Ball

Dick or Ball is a game of deception where one person will uncover either there dick or ball, trying to make it look as close as possible to the opposite. You may do anything short of touching the dick/ball in an attempt of figuring out what it is.

Me and bamie \ were playing dick or ball yesterday. boy was i surprised when it turned out she was showing me her balls!

by narkchenik October 18, 2008

curve ball

having something catch you off guard.

ME: I need help studying for the test
HOT TEACHER: do you need me to teach you a lesson?
ME: I'm sorry, What?
HOT TEACHER: do you need me to teach you a lesson?
ME: Oh, You just threw me a curve ball.

by shotinthedark112 June 17, 2009