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Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.
?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.
by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009
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baby pigalump

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
by Piga May 2, 2011
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Palm Babies

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
by pclick December 8, 2010
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Had a baby

When one word does not describe the extent of the situation. Can be used for describing pretty much anything, if you can find the right two adjectives.
Guy 1: Aww, who busted ass?
Guy 2: I know, man! It smells like shit and crap had a baby!

This party is like awesome and fantastic had a baby!
by [insert badger here] July 10, 2010
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Belgian baby

A ruse used by one nation as a false pretext for invading another, often but not always humanitarian in nature. Refers to the World War I propaganda put out by the Allies accusing the Germans of slaughtering Belgian babies.
The claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction was a Belgian baby; in reality, self-interest rather than humanitarian concern was the motivating factor.
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
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baby eagle

throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it
man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot
by balonry pony November 15, 2010
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baby rent

As in, "we didn't see daddy this weekend cause he didn't pay the baby rent."
by CA Clowe January 31, 2007
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