get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

by NINerd January 17, 2009

Mmm what the fuck

When something weird is around you, you use the phrase "mmm what the fuck"

-man walks naked in the solarium-

friend looks at friend and says "mmm what the fuck"

-a bull walks into a bar and orders a scotch-
friend looks at friend and says "mmm what the fuck"

-your friend is high and starts speaking in a british accent-
friend is trippin' in the background and your other friend is saying "mmm what the fuck"

by Pulled by a rope. November 14, 2010

fuck film festival

When a porno addict watches porno movies for hours or days while masturbating.

I got me three fuck films and I am going to jack off all day. Fuck film festival horray!

by blowmenow February 7, 2008

Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 September 7, 2007

racist fucks

One who must insult racists because he is unsure whether he hates all but his race as well as the person he's insulting.

Denial is acceptance innit.

Oh wait, or is this kind of definition only allowed for homophobe?

by Elitist February 27, 2004

fuck me lines

The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.

Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.

by coip20 June 7, 2011

Where the fuck is Batman?

When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.

Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!

Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?

by Gawdbro July 30, 2011