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whisk-e-dick

When a well endowed guy puts his shaft half in a chick then grabs the half that is outside and swirls it in a manner similar to whisking the contents of a bowl. The whisk-e-dick is so effective she will do anything you want after she repeatedly cums, its like mind control with your penis
After I took Cinnamon home from the strip club and gave her the ole' whisk-e-dick I had her bake me some brownies
by Obiareus August 19, 2014
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road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.
Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.
by autumnnips May 4, 2014
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Ava has a dick

She does and it’s giant I saw it bulging out of her shorts yesterday
Adam: Damn I didn’t know that Ava has a dick

Matt: Yeah i saw it and it’s bigger than mine
by Deadpuppirs September 17, 2019
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Big Dick Johnny

An act where you terrorize multiple Jewish homes with that big dick hanging out while fucking the shit out of your uncle and selling children to pedos.
Hey uncle wanna preform Big Dick Johnny

Sure Derick
by Biggestniggerdick March 7, 2021
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Small Dick Energy

The scheming malevolent vibes which come from a person who can’t do anything right. Typically a classic BetaMale.
“Did you see those two politicians debate last night? They were both so extreme, neither of them will make things better. I don’t think either of them believed in half of the things they were saying. Both of them absolutely had Small Dick Energy.
by IronMikey April 14, 2023
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Shit on nigga dick

1. To completely ruin your day/night, situation or event. "Nigga" typically refers to self but also refers to others when sharing someone elses misfortune.

2. An excited utterance when alone or with a group encountering an attractive female. (Unlikely to score you a phone number or date if said within earshot of female). "Nigga" refers to self.
1. "Man everything was going perfect. I was just about to hit that ass. But then her momma showed up with the cops and shit on nigga dick."

2. "Daaaamn look at her. She can shit on nigga dick anytime.
by Dwight Zombie July 25, 2019
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Dick Truffle Hog

Just as a Truffle Hog's insatiable appetite fueled a devoted and precise pursuit of truffles; a Dick Truffle Hog is so motivated by her appetite for dick that she is equally deliberate when pursuing it.
Anytime a female is aggressively pursuing sex. Whether she employs flirting or initiates physical contact; a Dick Truffle Hog is a woman on a mission to get laid. She only has one thing on her mind and she will aggressively pursue it to the end.
by theMilhouse May 17, 2014
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