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zombieface

The face someone makes when they are about to sneeze.
Example 1:

Jane: I went out with John last night... He's cute but he kept making this zombieface. I think he has terrets.

Sue: Maybe he had to sneeze.

Jane: He should have noseturbated it out.

Example 2:

Bob: How did the interview go?

John: Horrible. I had to sneeze so bad I zombiefaced through half the interview. And to make matters worse, I sneezed so hard that I blew boogers all over the desk.

Bob: Should have noseturbated before you went in.
by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
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zombie dome

The head region of a zombie. This is the zombie's weakest point. Without a head the zombie cannot function.
James: Yo I'm finnin to knock off some zombie dome!!

Karen: Aim for the head!
by cadoo September 20, 2010
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Zombaby

The natural desire for babies to put everything in their mouths will occasionally result in them looking as though they are eating the head of their brother, or the cat. This gives the appearance of being a zombie, or zombaby.
Aww, look at all those cute little kids, oh no, wait, look at that, is that a cat's head in his mouth? Is he eating that cat's head? Ew, Zo, zom, zombaby!

One zombaby would be fine, but having two zombabies would harm the parents. "Nnnot enougghh heaaadddsss!"
by Epictrishax September 6, 2012
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Zombie

A person who tries to eat your face off while making-out.
Dude, he was like a zombie. He tried to eat my face while we were making-out.
by Grossed out October 16, 2012
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Zombie Job

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").
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by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012
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Zombie

When a dude goes down on a chick on her period. Thus looking like a zombie feasting on flesh.
Dude, I just Zombie'd that chick. It was GREAT!
by herp-a-derp November 7, 2010
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zombie pizza

Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.
1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.

2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.
by Ninja Clan Lord January 10, 2017
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