wife steal

when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is

me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)

by I'mHim August 29, 2023

wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.

He's so poggers and wife pilled.

by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023

participation trophy wife

if everyone gets one, it's not that special

Looking like a real participation trophy wife over there like Wish.com made a GreatValue brand

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows October 20, 2025

Male wife

unlike female husband which was a term for women who acted as men to marry other women.. Male wife doesn't really "Exist"

a Male wife just means a man whose in a relationship with a (as how our generation would say) "a girl boss" as the man takes on a more "Submissve" role, it stupid and retarded rather than the perfectly rich with historical events that is female husband which is suppose to tell us how lesbian (or trans men) found ways to loop hole into marrying the person they love, "Male wife" is just a bad label to describe men who are "Submissve" and "obedient" to a big dommy mommy, it pure bullshit

Male wife sucks

by Zalo_r November 5, 2025

Wife material

A woman who is kind, sweet, wants a family and probably loves nature.

I want a woman that's wife material so bad
maybe stop texting evil fashion girls on hinge

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

Gojo's wife

Thats what most gojo simps call themselves. So gojo has 25397496368252 wives. I may or may not be one of them.

Gurl 1: I am gojo's wife
Gurl 2: No i am
Gurl 3: No i am

by Gojo wife December 1, 2025

WIFE-ENEERING

The act of forward-thinking logic to guide a Husband to thinking and doing the right thing, using brilliant RainMan level David Letterman type conversation techniques to tie-together prior conversations with current excuses...

Erin used Wife-Eneering to enlighten husband to visit his sister to deliver Xmas presents, cause he travelling in area anyway...

by Chilifart December 4, 2025