Patty House Waffle 

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

Patty House Waffle by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017

bananna nut waffle 

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.

Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.

bananna nut waffle by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017

candle your waffle 

To place a candle in a mans anus (waffle) and light it on fire so the wax slowly drips onto his taint

You’re so fine I’d love to candle your waffle

candle your waffle by Sexpriestessmclovin December 11, 2017

Barking at the Wood Waffle 

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

Barking at the Wood Waffle by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

fish net waffle stomp 

The act of removing a dead hookers fish nets. Taking ones own fecal matter into said fish nets and using your foot to stomp it up their ass. Then removing it with your foreskin and creating a cup with your nutsack taking that love juice dumping it in her nose and drinking it out of her mouth

Did you hear about that serial killer he fish net waffle stomped that bitch

fish net waffle stomp by Lilroot92 December 26, 2019

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

Twat waffle by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

whiffle waffle 

To sneeze in someone else's mouth

You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!

whiffle waffle by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008