An institute of higher education, which in recent years has found itself in the shadow of Bryant University.
Upon news of 'Bryant College' upgrading to 'Bryant University', Bentley College scrambled to imitate its counterpart and 4 years later became 'Bentley University'.
Bryant University has also moved ahead in athletics to Division 1 and Bentley was left scrambling again, attempting to get out of Bryant's wake.
As Bryant University is making moves national status, Bentley is left behind, reminiscing on what once was.
Who knows...? Maybe Bentley might become a Division 1 school? Give it four years.
Upon news of 'Bryant College' upgrading to 'Bryant University', Bentley College scrambled to imitate its counterpart and 4 years later became 'Bentley University'.
Bryant University has also moved ahead in athletics to Division 1 and Bentley was left scrambling again, attempting to get out of Bryant's wake.
As Bryant University is making moves national status, Bentley is left behind, reminiscing on what once was.
Who knows...? Maybe Bentley might become a Division 1 school? Give it four years.
by UMASSMAN June 4, 2009
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you go to kutztown university? where is that? you got play? Damm, where everyone go? Know the right people before you go there! Drink beer and always remember to smoke weed.
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Once an all women's college, it went coed and since then has lowered it's standards for overall student body quality, allowing common streetwalkers and slut to attend.
The "ladies" that go here are typically ugly, and more times than not socially inappropriate. They drunkenly stumble to the near-by Hampden-Sydney College to try and hit on the gentlemen there. Unless extremely drunk and desperate, the gentlemen that attend the fine institution will ignore them.
Known for their open legs and easiness, Longwood sluts are a prime target if you'd like to catch an STD or stalker. These girls will follow you around the frats, text you continuously, and drink your alcohol, all in hopes of possibly getting to suck a guy's dick.
Jealous of the true ladies that attend Sweet Briar College, Longwood sluts dress up in either one of two ways:
- In fake pearls, knockoff designer clothing, AE or Hollister (any fake preppy brand, really), too much make up
- In anything that reveals their boobs, ass, and stomach.
Instead of the classy real pearls, Lilly Pulitzer, Ralph Lauren, or Lacoste.
Overall, the girls that attend this university are ones to be avoided.
Once an all women's college, it went coed and since then has lowered it's standards for overall student body quality, allowing common streetwalkers and slut to attend.
The "ladies" that go here are typically ugly, and more times than not socially inappropriate. They drunkenly stumble to the near-by Hampden-Sydney College to try and hit on the gentlemen there. Unless extremely drunk and desperate, the gentlemen that attend the fine institution will ignore them.
Known for their open legs and easiness, Longwood sluts are a prime target if you'd like to catch an STD or stalker. These girls will follow you around the frats, text you continuously, and drink your alcohol, all in hopes of possibly getting to suck a guy's dick.
Jealous of the true ladies that attend Sweet Briar College, Longwood sluts dress up in either one of two ways:
- In fake pearls, knockoff designer clothing, AE or Hollister (any fake preppy brand, really), too much make up
- In anything that reveals their boobs, ass, and stomach.
Instead of the classy real pearls, Lilly Pulitzer, Ralph Lauren, or Lacoste.
Overall, the girls that attend this university are ones to be avoided.
"See that slut following that gentleman? That's a longwood university girl."
"Last night I got so drunk I just had to fuck something, good thing there was a longwood slut there."
"You know that girl? Becki? Total longwood slut."
"Last night I got so drunk I just had to fuck something, good thing there was a longwood slut there."
"You know that girl? Becki? Total longwood slut."
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About every other day at Harding, 2 hoes get into an argument. They shout an shit but don't scrap. The week following that, someone else scraps because the 2 hoes wouldn't and they wanted to see a fight. Harding has more fights than phillip o berry. Harding should be closing down thanks to white people who hate us and will send us to phillip o berry.
About every other day at Harding, 2 hoes get into an argument. They shout an shit but don't scrap. The week following that, someone else scraps because the 2 hoes wouldn't and they wanted to see a fight. Harding has more fights than phillip o berry. Harding should be closing down thanks to white people who hate us and will send us to phillip o berry.
Harding University student 1: YO NIGGA WHATS UP
Harding University student 2: YO NIGGA I CANT SCRAP YOU TODAY BECAUSE I GOT A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
Harding University student 1: Aight.
POB student 1: Put yo hands up then bitch nigga whats good
POB student 2: You'd better watch out or I will cast a spell on you!
POB student 1: Aight.
Harding University student 2: YO NIGGA I CANT SCRAP YOU TODAY BECAUSE I GOT A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
Harding University student 1: Aight.
POB student 1: Put yo hands up then bitch nigga whats good
POB student 2: You'd better watch out or I will cast a spell on you!
POB student 1: Aight.
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