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The Stinky Puppet 

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"
Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!
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The Stinky Pink Pickle 

When you fuck a young girl's butthole so hard that your penis literally becomes so sore that it turns pink.
Rick: Man, I ass-fucked that high school slut last night!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!

Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.
He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.
Rule of the Stinky Moo by JenAJay November 20, 2010

The Dirty Stinky Face 

A wrestiling move in which you knock the person on the ground and then proceed to pull down both your pants and underwear forcing your bare unwipped bottom onto the persons face.
"I still have poop on my face from Rakishi's dirty stinky face"

The West Quincy Stinky Dink 

Tucking Dick and Balls into your own ass crack, then proceeding to fart on a womans boobies. Notoriously famous in West Quincy, Ma.
1. My god, I just received a West Quincy Stinky Dink, may I please have a napkin.

2. I tried to give her the West Quincy Stinky Dink, but I got her face by accident.

pink stinky 

1. A penny or bib that is pink in color and smells bad because it has been sweated in, whether it be vagina sweat or non-vagina sweat.

2. Slang for a woman's vagina, usually associated with the foul smell that is emitted from the female reproductive organ
1. Soccer Coach: Each of you four, put on a pink stinky, we are playing the Clevand Browns.

Soccer Players: No thanks, those bibs smell like Slutty Susan's vagina sweat.

2. Horny Bobby: I would totally suck on Slutty Susan's pink stinky if she would let me.

Normal Nick: Dude, you are fucking sick, her pussy smells like a class-one pink stinky.
pink stinky by franksinatra March 23, 2007

pinky stinky

BIG FAT sloppy kids who are too damn lazy to take the steps so they take the elevator to cafeterias to get some more food to eat.
yo man look at pinky stinky gettin off the elevator again
pinky stinky by pinky stinky May 26, 2006