wizzard sticks

A drinking game.

1:drink beer from a can.
2: take new beer and tape to top of empty beer can.
3: repeat step 1 and 2 till cans are taller than you.
4: after cans are taller than you yell and boss every one around with shorter sticks.

tim: yo it takes me 18 beers and a roll of tape to make me a wizzard.
jon: i got to beer 10 and freddy hit me in the face with his full wizzard stick in the face.

angry women: you chicken wreckers are so drunk! i hate wizzard sticks

by mrbuff754 January 19, 2011

Idiot stick

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb

-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick

by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017

Family stick

When your family is so inbred that your family tree doesn’t have any branches.

Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Persuasion stick

Slang for the word hammer. Most often heard in auto repair shops when a car part (typically a suspension or steering related part) needs to be hit with a hammer in order to break free.

Damn steering knuckle won't break free... it's time for my trusty persuasion stick!!!

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

dick stick

When a male puts a females lipstick on the tip of his penis and rubs it on a females lips.

Guys I dick sticked a chick.

by FloppyNuggit July 16, 2019

Tick on a Stick

Another way of describing an engorged head of a penis.
similar to "purple headed warrior", it reflects the shiny, purple hue that full ticks and boners seem to have.
Not totally sure if this is applicable to uncircumcised penises.....

Better give that little pussycat some Frontline, 'cause she's gonna get some of my Tick on a Stick!

by JuanTabonia July 9, 2012

sissy stick

A shemale's erect cock.

"She rammed her sissy stick in my boy pussy."

by suckmeoffharder June 15, 2019