Choo-choo spoon

When a man dates a woman considerably younger than himself and must resort to playing infantile food games to get his dick in her mouth.

"Put down your phone Crystal... Here comes the choo-choo spoon!"

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

Spoon

An insult that can also be used for anything. It does not mean anything.

‘Don’t be such a spoon.’

by dOnt Be So cHIldIsh June 1, 2018

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

Get a spoon

So you can get my ass

Person 1: “Did you hear Biden won the presidency?”
Person 2: “go get a spoon”

by Sinofwrath7ds January 19, 2024

raining boots and spoons

To rain eally hard as if being stepped on by many boots or hit with many spoons.

Its raining boots and spoons out here today.

by Boots24601 September 7, 2022