screencream

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

Screed

Doing an act with the intent of copying something from the Assassin Creed video game series (Similar to parkour).

or

Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.

"Dude I dare you to try to screed that wall."

or

"That dude was pissing me off so I screeded his face."

by Sain8075 October 25, 2011

screensavered

1. Totally inebriated; smashed

2. Slaughter-pegged

I was so screensavered, I wasn't allowed to go bowling.

by xeldam May 24, 2006

screenside

Area you enter in a cinema after checking your ticket (compare airside at airport)

You'll have to wait cos the loos are all screenside

by Louise Alexander September 24, 2006

screenplan

the things what you gonna do in your leisure time.

- What is your screenplan for tonight?
- I'll maybe go to the cinema

- what are you doing tonight?
- I completly don't have the screenplan

by Jarpen August 21, 2007

ScreenTweet

To take a screen shot on an iPhone or iPod Touch and post it in the form of a "twitpic" on twitter. Most commonly associated with the "remote" application.

"Did you see what I was listening to before? I posted a ScreenTweet."
http://twitpic.com/ayw1

by Zachary Shorter October 23, 2008

screengrabber

(n.) - an exciting book read on an electronic reading device that one cannot put down, similar to how some print books are called "page-turners"

"Wow, Dan Brown's latest book is a real screengrabber. I couldn't put my Kindle down all night!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in a publisher's office in Manhattan, January 23, 2010

by PRwiz101 March 10, 2010