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Mega pint 

A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed
Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏
Mega pint by Mira Mains May 8, 2022

Navajo Paintbrush 

-Castilleja, commonly known as Indian paintbrush, prairie-fire, or Navajo paintbrush is a flower named for the clusters of spiky blooms that resemble paintbrushes dipped in bright red or orange-yellow paint.
-Example: Timmy asked, "Wow, look at that beautiful, vibrant, desert flower." "I wonder what it is called?" Timmy's very knowledgeable mother replies, "a Navajo paintbrush, son." She adds, "Eaglefeather Two-suns, is an idiot."

Mega Pint 

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.
Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

Paint the walls red 

Being in a depressive state ready to blow your brains out onto the wall.
“Dude this final is gonna make me paint the walls red”
Paint the walls red by Nleooon January 25, 2022

Victim points 

The score of someones victimhood level out of 100 according to whatever groups they are seen (or claim to be) a part of
Person1: Hello i'm a black american man!
Calculator: Nice, thats 40 victim points!
Person2: You privileged scum. I'm a gay muslim transgender refugee vegan american orphan in a burqua!
Calculator: *explodes*

Rubbing off the paint

To remove the serial number off a gun so it cannot be traced back to the owner, if there is a criminal investigation.
“But I’m that nigga, I won’t ever change, rubbing off the paint” -YBN Nahmir, “Rubbin Off The Paint”