Nut Flakes

Crusty balls: dandruff off the nuts.

When you are taking a shit and scratch your balls and leave flakes on the tiolet seat. The other day i went to take a piss and someone left their nut flakes all over the shiter.

by r!p May 21, 2008

nut jack

When you are hitting on a guy and another girl/guy swoops in and steals them away.

I was talking to Matt and Christa came over and nut jacked me.

Whenever I got to the club with John, he always nut jacks me.

by blsquared January 11, 2009

Lady Nuts

American slang for ovaries

"I'd love to hang out today, but my lady nuts have me laying low with this crimson tide."

by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015

Nut Dust

(n.) the dust-like crumb left at the bottom of a nut container

At the bottom of every can of Planter's Peanuts, there is a generous layer of nut dust.

by DemonMoses January 2, 2012

Nut Huggers

A tight ass bathing suit ie: a speedo

"That guy is wearing nut huggers, holy crap please poke out my eyeballs"

by Janaye September 3, 2002

baby nuts

Timid, a choke artist. Someone who can't handle pressure. The opposite of clutch.

When the time came for him to make a move he came down with a bad case of baby nuts.

by Bang Bang Nick Lange May 23, 2006

STUBBLE NUTS

Its when youre three days out from your last nut shave, and the stubble causes a rash on your partners chin and ass cheeks.

Beth: Maggie, what happned to your face?
Maggie: That goddamn Chuck has a bad case of stubble nuts, it's killin me!
Beth: Lets go buy him some edge gel or somthin'!

by Uncle Kurtie May 6, 2007