metal 

a great type of music which has been ruined by too many sub-genres and too many stupid people bitching & moaning & making vacuous statements about what "is or isn't" real metal. They hang around message boards and give each other blowjobs & snowballs.

Stupid Metal Bitch 1: "-insert band name- isn't metal! That's fucking stupid ass mallcore nu-metal. God, you fucking loser. I should kick your ass. If you want "real" metal listen to -insert band here"

Stupid Metal Bicth 2: "Yea..now that's real metal..opeth r0x0rs! slayer! metallica! meshuggah! LAWLLLL..you listen to pussy metal...fuck goth metal..dark metal..death metal..pop metal..nu-metal..industrial metal..german metal..hardcore metal..punk metal..mallcore metal..you pussy. fuck you. listen to real metal, bitch"

Me: -sighs and shakes head in disbelief-

metal by M0rb1D March 14, 2004

black metal

A subgenre of heavy metal. Characteristics of black metal include typically high-pitched screaming vocals, tremolo picked guitars lacking bass and emphasising treble, and blastbeats (quadruple time drum beats). Unlike its sibling, the more thrash-based death metal, black metal concentrates more on mood and melodies (primal as they may be) instead of riffs and heaviness. The line between death and black metal can often be hazy, which is why categorizations are not really that important.

"Hmm, do I want to be mindless MTV-watching retard and buy a 50 Cent album, or a person who listens to good, well-composed, uncompromising music and buy a Dark Funeral CD."

black metal by SuomiFinlandPerkele February 16, 2004

progressive metal 

A long hand way of writing "good metal"

Dream Theater are progressive metal.

progressive metal by Smo_absolute October 24, 2006

Metal Gear 

A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.

Metal Gear! It can't be!

Metal Gear by Snake March 15, 2005

Industrial Metal 

Better than your bullshit music I bet.

KMFDM, NIN, Pig, MDFMK, Fear Factory

Industrial Metal by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Death Metal

Also known as music listened to by pessimistic, mysanthropic,(usually) white, working-class, adults, who appreciate good music.

" Ah, the world is going to hell, and my work-week is over-- I'm going to chill-out with a beer and some Death Metal".

Death Metal by Perpetual Decay June 19, 2008

herd mentality

/hərd menˈtalədē/

noun

1. the uncontrollable urge of the masses to blindly, yet boldly follow the advice of a known con-man and grifter, especially one that self-identifies as a stable genius, over that of the vast consensus of the medical and scientific community

“There’s no need to wear a mask at a Trump rally because there’s herd mentality”

herd mentality by Ain’t drinking bleach neither! September 17, 2020