Jason

Jason is a stealing cunt, he will rob your last digestive and then spill ya cuppa, he's basically a twat. He prats on a onouy being an awesome dancer but couldnt get his foot over his head, the muppet.

You know that guy in the office that doesn't stop smiling, well he's a muppet he's a Jason for sure

by V4mp1ress February 10, 2022

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a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips

jason is really GAY

by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022

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Jason Reid

Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.

Person 1- omg did you see Jason Reid’s dogs
Person 2- yes they are so cute!!!

by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022

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Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.

I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.

by bloom1 March 18, 2022

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