Bitch

A person (usually female, although possibly a very weak male) who whines, complains, and grovels their way through life and manages to fuck up the lives of everyone else at every possible moment

1. My mother is a giant bitch about stupid things
2. My brother is a little bitch about everything.

by B!0NDO April 29, 2009

Bitch

A stupid female or a female dog.

Usually the first one!

Person A: Cómo se dice bitch en español?
Person B: You.

by AnataNoMesu June 2, 2011

who bitch this is

A saying for when someone not as good as you gets mad and try's to fight but fails as they a weak ass bitch and not worth fighting. "who bitch this is?!" Referring that some one needs to come stop this embarrassment before they get knocked out.

Who Bitch this is

by daivoo January 19, 2015

bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

by Sean March 10, 2004

choke a bitch

When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe

Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?

by therealsuperman8 February 8, 2009

Bitch preach!

An exclamation used to emphasize strong agreement with something that has just been said.

Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

by just like honey December 21, 2015

Pit Bitch

In motocross, the person that holds the racer's water or bike while the racer is preoccupied is called the pit bitch. Although it seems like a derogatory term, the job is actually very important to the racer. Female presence is expected.

In motorcycle racing, every pit bitch graduates to an umbrella girl and the clothing becomes sexier because of the lack of dirt and dust. Also, high heels can be worn on the pavement.

Squid: "Dude I could have totally used a pit bitch after that last moto, I nearly passed the fuck out when I came off the track!"

Pro: "Man, I remember those days. My pit bitch holds my water while I'm in the gate and she even holds my bike when I gotta take a piss!"

by CAPTAIN_CHRONIC January 5, 2011