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italians

they’re not real. they don’t exist. shut up.
person 1: hey did you see this new italian restaurant??

person 2: wdym homie, italians aren’t real.
by DHCIS SODBSOANDIXBX August 6, 2021
mugGet the italiansmug.

italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush
"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"
by Krkič November 25, 2019
mugGet the italian winemug.

Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.
OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022
mugGet the Italian Cummug.

italian lube

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
by katya & trixie May 5, 2020
mugGet the italian lubemug.

Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.
Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️
by AnonyEx April 12, 2024
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Italian teacher

Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want
My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!
by ratatat663 December 5, 2021
mugGet the Italian teachermug.

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