Facebook appsaphobia

The excessive desire to avoid accepting applications for fear of getting a virus on your computer.

Please don't send me applications, invitations, drinks, farm animals and such on Facebook because I suffer from Facebook appsaphobia and I'll never join.

by scamperdan January 8, 2010

Facebook Foe

One who adds you as a friend on Facebook, but is not really your companion. This person does not require to be an enemy. An unknown stranger, or someone you have never met who adds you can also fall under this category.

+ You have a friend request.
*Facebook Foe's Name Here*
You have X friends in common.
Add to list...

Confirm Ignore Send Message

*Thought in head (or possibly even aloud)* - "Who does this Facebook foe fuckface think he is?"

by TangClock April 7, 2009

Facebook limbo

More popularly known as "facebook purgatory." You put someone in facebook purgatory the second time the friend request you after they have been denied, or whenever else you feel it necessary. This guarantees you never have to deny the person again, and at the same time they cannot hound you.

I was once friend requested by a girl 6 times. She was rejected 5 times and then finally on the 6th time I decided that was enough and now she is now eternally in my pending friend request area a.k.a. facebook limbo.

by the onion! January 6, 2008

Facebook Jail

Anytime you accidentally or purposly violate facebook's terms you get banned or blocked until further notice

I for one being a Facebooker was unaware that i was at my 5000 friend limit so I was put in Facebook Jail for 1 week and 3 days.

by Jaye_$upreme October 11, 2017

Facebook rape

When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)

Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!

by pandaninja August 6, 2011

Facebook Fart

N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.

Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.

Jan: No shit?

Jim: No.

by Ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

Facebook fabulist

One who is signed up to Facebook but only uses it to comment on others pictures, and upload their own; a dedicated camwhore who loves critiscizing the way you look in passive aggressive way. Easily identifiable, as they'll usually upload a hundred or so photos a day and have the insatiable habit of rating all of your photos out of 10.

Isaac: "Oh yeah, did you hear? Jenny finally signed up for Facebook."

Josh: "Yeah, I know."

Isaac: "She's fit, you should add her."

Josh: "No thanks - it's been 3 days and she's already got 2,000 photos uploaded. The last thing I need is a Facebook fabulist on my profile."

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010