A man so fucking obssessed with skyblock-minecraft that he would throw his whole family into a meat grinder for 5 dollars worth of in-game currency. He will always sell korean gum to make friends and is known for his obsession with feet. A dong hyuk will never fail to amaze you with how absolutely useless he is as he sits at home all day and does fuck all.
hey! Have you seen Dong-hyuk recently?
Nah, but I heard he sucks dick for Minecraft Items!
No way! I need me a Dong-Hyuk!
Nah, but I heard he sucks dick for Minecraft Items!
No way! I need me a Dong-Hyuk!
by Cummy43853 November 29, 2021

by Illiterate fool November 22, 2021

by Repacent March 11, 2022

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
by kernvir March 25, 2019

The massive dick piece attatched to Juggalo rapper Will Gates. Often seen with juffs tugging the tip in a sore attempt to ride along, this dick piece is revolutionizing underground music.
by thuggalizzle June 9, 2022

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.
Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!
by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017
