COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.

Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.

by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024

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COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025

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COVID-19

A pandemic that shows no signs of ending within a specified timeframe. It has significantly impacted daily life, health systems, and economies worldwide, leaving many uncertain about the future.

Everyone once thought COVID-19 would be over by summer 2020, but it feels like the pandemic is now still going strong with no end in sight as of December 2020.

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

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Covid Weeb

People who only got into anime when it became popular during the pandemic

Dude, have you heard about Liam?
Yeah, how he hopped on the covid weeb train?

by Dr. Cocksmaul September 7, 2025

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Covid Rich

During a short period in U.S. history (2020-2021ish) when it was common place to see unlikely Unemployment Recipients (people who'd never worked or had money before) with thousands of dollars to their names, and not have any idea how or where to spend it.

Have I seen Junior lately? Man, I saw that fool last weekend playing Video Lottery like he was CoVid Rich!

by Jelly Jello January 25, 2025

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