cooties

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.

Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"

cooties by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015

anal cookie 

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather

Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.

anal cookie by Metal CP February 26, 2007

genius cookie

An endearing term used to describe a female.
The nicest, coolest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. A genius cookie commonly combines brains and heart with beauty for a killer combination. The term is only to be used to describe the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Genius cookies are often paired with stinkers.

You'll be my genius cookie forever and ever

genius cookie by Anonymous January 22, 2004

Cookie Monster 

A small white male that has an infatuation with well endowed African American females named after a baked goods.

"Did you see that girl? I would totally become a cookie monster for that."

"I felt like a total cookie monster at that professional meeting last night."

Cookie Monster by Blank Father Goodman October 19, 2009

cookie 

A text file that is saved to your computer's hard drive every time you access a page on the Internet. A cookie file sends the information to advertizement agencies who will use the information to spam you with junk mail.

I have to download a program which destroys cookies so I won't get spammed.

cookie by AYB March 10, 2003

cookie monster 

1. a person with an insatiable sexual appetite.
2. nymphomaniac
3. man-whore

1. Mike did all types of groupies when the band was together. He was a complete cookie monster.
2. Since Cheryl has admitted to being a lesbian she has become a total cookie monster to make up for the past 24 years.

cookie monster by rattler182 August 1, 2007

jizz cookie 

No particular meaning, usually said just to gain attention of others or to shock a neighbor while going for a run. Also said in the middle of English class to add some pizazz. Wanna never get laid? then use this word every possible situation that needs an awkward silence.

Teacher: today class we have an assortment of essay prompts and assignments to get through to prepare us for the AP exam.
George: Is there particular ways we can prepare exponentially through working in literature? LOLZASDFGHJKL >(n_n)>
Teacher: Shut up George you're a Faggot.
Tom: Jizz cookie.
---10min silence---
Jessica: Tom id rather be a lesbian than have sex with you.

jizz cookie by sausage tits February 8, 2009