Park rangers breakfast

A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.

Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

breakfast

That was easy or simple

This history test is about to bebreakfast!

by wasani February 7, 2018

Hot Breakfast

When something is cool or the best.

AKA: FETCH

Did you see ? He's so fine! He's Hot Breakfast. I'd eat him up!

by nosferat29 May 31, 2021

Hooter Breakfast

Breakfast of your choice with a female (preferably sexy)wearing a tight tank top and booty shorts.

1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.

by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her

“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave

by Maviles June 16, 2018

Gentleman’s breakfast

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor

Johnny did the gentleman’s breakfast with Ellie’s dad

by Yamar Jackson March 25, 2022

Breakfast

Something I don’t eat

Teacher: “did you eat a big breakfast today?”
Me: “No, because I had to come to this hell hole.”

by OrangesArentPeople March 8, 2021