Mormon Block

Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.

Those two cars are doing the Mormon Block and slowing the entire highway down to 40.

by Mr. Underhill May 27, 2016

Block Happy

To be block happy is to block with little to no reason or to block excessively. People who are block happy block multiple accounts on end.

Julia is block happy, she blocks 100 or more users per day.

by Avonkall May 11, 2023

karma block

A redditor who has not been successful with his last posts and seeks to downvote every possible upload. They:
-Point out reposts
-Correct Grammar
-Downvote a user's past uploads

I started out strong on reddit with a solid 30 upvotes on my post, but that karma block pointed out that it was a repost :/.

by cornycobb94 March 23, 2013

Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

snock block

when you can't find a good snack, your snack gets cock blocked

If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.

by Ae5Ea8 January 5, 2018

Flock-Block

Flock-Block, is the romantic version of a Cock-Block

Person 1: {to person 2} ...so I was wondering if y-
Person 3 (not part of the convo): hey, person 1 ... I need to talk to you for a second

Person 1: {whispering to person three} dude, stop being such a Flock-Block everytime I talk to person 2

by Angry raccoon December 8, 2018

Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.

Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.

by elekin September 25, 2008