Beaved

To be totally and utterly out of it, either stones or very drunk

"I can't believe how much we have smoked, I'm totally beaved!"

by Neil Mahoney December 9, 2008

Beaver

Moist, furry mammal found in damp, dark places; to work very hard with the eintention of gaining access to a moist, furry mammal.

'What a fine beaver'
'Can I stroke your beaver?' - be careful that tit doesn't bite your fingers off.
'Beaver away' - probably downstream somewhere adn working very hard

by Nick Pick May 8, 2005

Angry Beaver

While fucking a girl in a lumber mill, your pounding her so hard that she has to bite down on a piece of wood.

Amy got splinters on her tongue by doing the angry beaver

by WackaWackaWacka! November 1, 2010

Eager Beaver

A female who’s trying too hard to prove herself in a male-dominated career field.

That police officer who wrote me a ticket for jaywalking was being a real Eager Beaver

by Deadformatgames January 25, 2019

Sneaky Beaver

Alias for a girl that comes into a guys room and sucks his big, hard cock off while he's sleeping. If the guy wakes up, he usually still pretends as though he is sleeping.

Dude, I totally had a sneaky beaver come in on me last night at the hotel. When I woke up, I just put my hands on the back of her neck and slammed my dick into the back of her throat.

by Chizzzzy August 22, 2008

muddy beaver

when one performs felacio on a chic while she is taking a dump.

Dude! Dave gave Annette a muddy beaver in the bathroom. he said it smelled like bigfoots penis!

by Durhamsandwich October 17, 2008

beaver

Cambridge slang for masturbating, normally involving a small vibrator.

Hey Al, did you have a good beaver last night?

by Jim McFinn April 17, 2006