Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..

Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Laser boating

Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.

We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.

by Drock221 September 25, 2014

Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.

Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.

by CancerousMoleThatWillGetBetter May 15, 2024

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Air boating

The act of motor boating, but analy. Or the act of blowing air into another's ass.

He bent her over the couch and started air boating her.

by Vantallywacker August 25, 2025

Banana Boat

Being under the influence of a depressant (IE Alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (IE Cocaine) up for a particular reason.

When Capt Witt in Flight needed to appear for a NTSB board hearing after a massive hangover he used a banana boat to get himself ready.

by Wordwizz February 6, 2022

Cruise Boats

1.An awesome word that people who don't see cruise ships often use.

2. A word you get when you switch ship with boat.

1. "I saw a lot of cruise boats on the way here." "What? Haha, cruise ships?" "What?" "Haha."

2. Cruise boats, life ships, ferry ships, battle boats, etc.

by MetaEnder September 4, 2009