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Zombie

You're a zombie
by GayLordNelson69 February 6, 2019
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Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018
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Zombie Hunter

a person that hunts zombies for a living or just for survival, mostly seen with an axe or shotgun.
one zombie to another:
better watch out that zombie hunter is out hunting zombies again
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Zombie

A person who is dead asleep and will wake up looking like trash.
She is a zombie with her face looking like that.
by Zuzubts May 15, 2018
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Hooray Zombie

When you finish something that tires you a lot but you are happy. At this point, a Hooray Zombie will want to go the f*ck to sleep and not deal with people and have caffeine upon awakening.
I just finished my college class, I'm a Hooray Zombie
It's my birthday and I had some fun with friends, I am a Hooray Zombie
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 23, 2019
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Zombie

A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.
This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.
by fixo March 6, 2019
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Zombies

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.
by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019
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