Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale

wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale

by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017

Beluga Whaling

To sneak onto the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) without paying. Originated from the song 'Baby Buluga' by Raffi as the extended jam (I know you've heard that one) contains a reference to stealing a ride.

"Baby Beluga in the deep blue see,
He snuck on to the TTC for free"
- Raffi (1980)

Recently the definition has been expanded to include stealing anything under $3.25 (the cash fare to ride the TTC).

Adam: Ugh. I don't have any change for the TTC. I guess I'll have Beluga Whaling it today. (Original meaning)

Adam: I don't have a pen. I guess I'll have to go Beluga Whale one from Stacy in accounting (new modified meaning)

by Swippy C January 15, 2018

Beluga Whale

A poker card

Jimmy put down a beluga whale.

by yourlocalcockroach April 24, 2023

Tokyo sex whale

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.

She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale

by Shaneybabyboi January 26, 2023

whale flippers

Synonym: bingo wings, sagging fat that hangs from under obese persons' arms and is seen especially when the arms are lifted and shaken while the person is shouting "Bingo!".

Look at those whale flippers! That lady must easily be over 500 pounds!

by pentozali August 25, 2013

Whaling

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.

Hey guys, who wants to go out "Whaling" this weekend. Last weekend I picked up a 400 pounder.

by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017