White Whale

A fat white chick

guy 1 "DAMN that chick was fat af bro"
guy 2 "She's one big fucking White Whale"

by Liljewboi420 January 29, 2018

Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.

Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018

whale den

Another way of saying "well then", just better.

" My dog just died."
"Whale den"

by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017

Whale tail

When a hoes thing is above there pants and you can see it

Bro check out that hoes whale tail

by Tcuntdog February 1, 2017

whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina

Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.

by backpackkid October 22, 2019

Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal

Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale

by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020