When you pack someone's asshole with cocaine, with the anticipation they will pass gas. When they fart, creating that beautiful blowhole effect, you snort that freshly scented cocaine fart up.
by FarkDaNarc October 01, 2019
by Shadow-aron January 24, 2023
by big cack42069 February 25, 2021
The act of ejaculating in your female partners anus and then having her fart to shoot the cum into your mouth, imitating the blow hole of most whale species
Friend 1 - Dude I had her give me a white whale last night!
Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that
Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud
Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that
Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud
by TheGoldenWhale February 17, 2025
by maikatura August 28, 2022
An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 28, 2023
An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 28, 2023