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Get the Vercy mug.The ultimum verbum fallacy is common among internet users who frequent message boards but is also commonly used throughout non-internet life. This fallacy, as it Latin name denotes, is simply the fallacy of having the last word. Most internet users who are keen on ruthlessly promoting their ideas will continue to post arguments or rebuttals in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Internet users who have strong opinions feel the need to have the last post as mark of external validation of their worldview. A key component of ultimum verbum fallacies on the internet is the a priori, metaphysical distinction between ITT and IRL: as if the events of ITT were not occurring in IRL. Another example of this fallacy is common in marriage. The husband, shackled down by the promise of sex, must obey his wife's commands no matter how unreasonable they may be. When she says "Honey, you can't have beer with your friends at the bar tonight!", the husband may chose to ignore that dictate but only to his peril. So in this case the wife presents an ultimum verbum case which any sharp husband would recognize as such but would not dare contest if he cares about getting laid on a somewhat regular basis.
Wife:"Honey, you can't have beer with your friends at the bar tonight!"
Husband:(under his breath) "Argumentum ultimum verbum."
Wife: "What did you say honey?"
Husband: "I said `Yes, dear!'"
"Well, I see your argument as illogical!"
"But all that I was arguing was that p implies q; r implies s. And if p or r is given, then q v s is given."
"Well I or no one else think in those terms in real life."
"Argumentum ultimum verbum."
"Well I don't see how invoking Latin like, the ancients invoked deities to support their causes, supports your case."
Husband:(under his breath) "Argumentum ultimum verbum."
Wife: "What did you say honey?"
Husband: "I said `Yes, dear!'"
"Well, I see your argument as illogical!"
"But all that I was arguing was that p implies q; r implies s. And if p or r is given, then q v s is given."
"Well I or no one else think in those terms in real life."
"Argumentum ultimum verbum."
"Well I don't see how invoking Latin like, the ancients invoked deities to support their causes, supports your case."
by H.W. Eugene January 8, 2009
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Get the Fear Verona mug.Kristopher Versteeg was born May 13, 2986 in Lethbridge, AB, CAN. He plays right wing, and shoots right. On June 9, 2010, he won the Stanley Cup with the Chicago Blackhawks. On June 30, 2010, he was traded to the Toronto Maple Leafs. In addition to playing hockey, he has a passion for singing/rapping in public, this was evident when he sung Fergie's Glamorous on Mouthpiece Sports. Also, at the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks' victory parade, he performed a short self-written rap. He and his fellow former teammate, Patrick Kane performed "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" at the Campbell For Kids Texas Hold'em event.
Guy: Did you see Kris Versteeg's opening goal at the 2009 Winter Classic at Wrigley Field against the Detroit Red Wings?
Girl: The question is have you seen his rendition of Glamorous by Fergie?
Girl: The question is have you seen his rendition of Glamorous by Fergie?
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Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
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