e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.

Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.

by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010

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Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.

Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"

by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024

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Ross the joke

Making a funny joke not funny

Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?

by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018

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Yeah that's what PsycHacks said you would say if I stood up to the covert disrespect! He knows what he's talking about. That guy is great! Go check him out! Do it now or the hell I send you to will be a colosseum filled with everyone who will ever share a drop of your blood, sitting on spikes, bound in chains, roasting over the fires of my eternal hatred while they watch me do to you whatever it is I'm going to do to you... Forever.

Hym "ME!? HOW DO YOU LIVE AS A FLAT SKULLED CRIPPLE!? You must be getting some free money from somebody. Is your staff sucking your dick? Because if not, you're getting screwed. I'm joking."

Iam "Aw dangbit I misspelled colleague! Bah! You know what I mean... 👋😮 💨 "

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

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