olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

Bed and breakfast

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

bed

stands for bullimic eating disorder on ed twitter

ed twt: what ed do you have?
anyone: bed

by urbandicrionaryfan March 14, 2023

Bed Lick It

A term used to express extreme sexual potency between men by stripping oneself and biting the headboard of a bed while prostrating your genitals to your partner

I like the way you bed lick it baby

by benjamit June 3, 2024

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

bed rich

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.

I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.

by TechRescue December 10, 2018

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022