Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

Alex Wiseman

Train kiddo

"Boii, that guy like trains so much he an Alex Wiseman"

by BlueBeens March 6, 2019

Alex Gillis

Hacker.

You should wrap your computer in parkas to protect against Alex Gillis.

by Julian Felix October 25, 2012

Lydia Alex

a short woman

She's just like Lydia Alex

by w0wth4tw4sr34llyc00l April 20, 2022

Alex Lim

A boy that likes to snooze over class

And cheats all the girls and say pervert words when nobody is with him

Person 1 Do you like Alex lim

Person 2 yes

Person 3 don’t you know he is a pervert

by the man with the sex December 27, 2021

Alex Odom

The best English Teacher Ever!

Alex Odom is jih funny!

by hbjhbiuh October 29, 2020

alex dipper

gay boi

bro that kid is such an alex dipper

by kidskoolaid October 5, 2018