VAN

Very Autistic Nigga. Say this for when someone is being a very autistic nigga.

Karen you're a fucking VAN

by Penis Head 69 November 5, 2019

van full of kids

The van full of kids is where you cum into your hand, and then you fist your girl.

Dude I just gave her the van full of kids and she liked it.

by Jewfro175 November 15, 2017

van der zee

the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...

wow that van der zee is verry awesomely weird...

by i like licking pokeballs July 31, 2017

Bowl Van Gogh

Fecal residue on a toilet bowl - a fine art

"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."

by The Van Gogh of Bowl Art October 1, 2023

Meth van

A shit box mini van that typically has a light bar on it that is off to one side or a minivan turned into a convertible truck

Oh shit there goes Floyd smoking a cig in his meth van.

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

van

Verb. To force someone into a van and abduct them, especially without identifying oneself.

I'm very concerned about the long term consequences of allowing the government to van people.
Graffiti is grounds for being vanned by the secret police these days.
He's just a grandad with a leafblower who doesn't want feds beating, tear gassing and vanning people.

by schnackal August 1, 2020

VANS

A type of shoe. Singular to Vans. Also plural of Vans. Similar to Moose.

He had one one Vans. His vans shoe was lost.

by yermaum November 20, 2018