jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.

My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.

by Jgwosu April 21, 2019

Van Villains

The musical duo of Twitch users Illutris & Davijak, parodied after Bran Van 3000

Bill: Have you listened to the Van Villains?
Joe: Are you talking about the rap duo from YayoDeLaRiva's streams?

by Illutris February 2, 2021

Van Dick Arrid

A God fearing man who is fearfully and wonderfully made, who kept pursuing Jesus' Christlikeness

Van Dick Arrid is an avid follower of Christ Jesus

by v0ndyke June 8, 2021

Van

Van was my first love, someone I loved talking to, venting to, listening to, hanging with, playing roblox with, honestly I loved every single second we had together. We had a lot in common and I loved finding out about all the fun things we shared. But I also hate Van. I hate Van for making me love him so unbelievably much that I honestly lost my concept of love. I’m desperate to find a love like Van again. I hate Van because he made me think he loved me, when he never did. He didn’t even like people my gender. I hate him because I won’t be in a functional relationship because of him. I hate you Van, and I hate that I still love you and miss our sweet conversations.

I miss Van

by eun2silly December 24, 2023

van Wonterghem

The most beautiful person, inside and outside, you have ever met or will.

That person is perfection, she must be a Van Wonterghem.

by TerrorKraken June 19, 2020

alexandra van dijk

Nicest, Funniest, Coolest and most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Be happy with her, maker her happy, she deserves it. She has been sad enough.

You are Alexandra van dijk

by hellods0306 February 23, 2017