Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!

I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!

by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024

Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative.

Jason is a mega chad
Jason is such a memer
Wow, Jason is so cool

by Person123322234 December 9, 2021

Jason Rappaport

A Jason Rappaport is a pile of reeking stinky garbage formed together to look like a slimy, smarmy douchebag of a man. DO NOT TRUST HIM OR LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.

Girl, I just got this great new job! Hope the owner is not a Jason Rappaport.

by Beerofworld January 24, 2018

Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything

Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?

by Bruh* February 13, 2018

Jason Liang

Jason Liang is a person who has dry and sarcastic humor that is very funny

The 2009 Definition is Outdated

That Jason Liang over there is so funny

by bemyyyy January 25, 2022

Jason

Jason is loved by many women. He will set you on fire with his gorgeous eyes. He has the most perfect personality. He has the biggest brain and heart of all. If he likes you, he will stick up for you and put you first. He loves everyone. And everyone loves him.

I sure do miss that Jason

by 43110SheWolf June 8, 2021

Jason Krueger

Incredibly intelligent. Humble even though he is the greatest! If it needs to be done right he's your guy. Well connected with friends in high and low places. Highly talented, artistic, and creative.

I told the boss of Bayonne it was handled by Jason Krueger

by jkrag April 8, 2023