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Weston Jake

Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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Jake Paul

Woah, I have Jake Paul
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A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of
Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!
by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022
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Jake Smith

The sexiest kid ever possible, girls get orgasms just by looking at him has a perfect combination of blue eyes and bright blonde hair and us amazing and is shy when it comes to social media but rocks in the real exterior world... He is known to be an amazing comedian and a really above average student.
Girl: Hey Jake Smith is the coolest guy in class ever heard of him!

2nd Girl: He is so sexy just want to kiss him so bad
by Cool Names America November 24, 2021
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul was the the man who started the apocalypse in 2017 and the apocalypse is still going. Jake people is the source of all evil. don't trust him he will take your money for the ugliest merch in the game.
if you are over 12 years old then don't be scared. but if you are 12 or under then he will look for you, he will find you and he will... do i need to say anything more.
teacher: today we are going to learn about Jake Paul the man who started the apocalypse in 2017.
by Mr.Tasty Fart March 19, 2019
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a 20 year old retard, who manipulates 10 year old children, into believing his lies, and "Dabbing on them haters". Some of Jake Paul's hobbies is abusing women, making HORRENDOUS music, and losing subscribers because he is such a loser. Jake Paul has also "married' an ugly snake, named Erika Costell. In conclusion, Jake Paul, and Team Ten are all retarded :). TEAM VIOLET BISH
Jake Paul is Retarded, and gives people cancer.
by Ihonestlyhatejakepaul:) April 19, 2018
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Jake Irwin

The sexiest man on earth! Jake irwins are very athletic and fit. Jake irwins are super sweet and love to cuddle they are the best guy a girl could ask for and love to cuddle! 💓
"Look at that sexy guy." "Omg that must be a Jake Irwin."
by Bootygirl010505 November 3, 2016
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