Taint paint

Residual bodilly fluids and various other bodily secretions (ejaculate, sweat, orgasmal fluids and mucus) excreted from and around, or dripping onto the perenium during or after rigorous physical activity... or sex

I'd lick the taint paint off that hockey player with or without a shower.

Taint paint by DeviantBehaviour February 23, 2026

Taint View

**Noun**
The unfortunate, awkward, or completely unnecessary low-angle camera shot commonly found in modern DIY videos, cooking tutorials, and indie comedies. It occurs when the creator places their camera flat on the counter or floor, pointing straight up, forcing the viewer to look directly up the creator's shorts, crotch, or pelvic region while they perform an otherwise mundane task (like chopping an onion or explaining a tool).

Though meant to feel "cinematic" or "immersive," it mostly just feels like you're a dog looking up at its owner.

I was just trying to learn how to change my car's cabin air filter, but the YouTuber set the GoPro on the floorboard and spent ten minutes in pure **taint view** while reaching for the glovebox.

Taint View by LowAngleLeo May 24, 2026

near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.

Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.

near taint by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008

retro-taint 

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.

I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.

retro-taint by Blubby1999 May 27, 2010

holiday taint 

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

holiday taint by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

cystic taintia 

a large cyst between the anus and the scrotum.

Johnny has a cyst on his taint, otherwise known as cystic taintia, and must get it removed before it turns cancerous

cystic taintia by oknowledgeableone January 21, 2011

white tailed

white tailing refers to attempting to thumb a chick in the ass and her trying to get away so that your hand looks like that of a tail of a white tail deer.

so i was getting busy with this lady last night and she white tailed on me

white tailed by thedecorator May 28, 2011