pro tit

When a woman’s jiggly wiggly milky wilky honk honk jugga wugga breasty westie is so nice she must be a pro

Boy that’s a pro tit

by yurmomdotcom February 27, 2021

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shitty tits

a joke made by me used by multiple people in the magical land of canada such uses of the word include

(does war crime) dang i massicard thousends well this wont be a problum latter (gets found out) oh shitty tits

by a stupid german canadian March 11, 2021

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Tits Mental

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.

I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.

by Bunyano March 28, 2021

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Tits to Pits

Describes a situation in which a place is so packed with people that girls' breasts run into the people in front of them, particularly around armpit level.

"This band really should have booked a bigger venue. We're packed in here tits to pits!"

by HighLife1392 September 3, 2012

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Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

by Grublets on Ice August 26, 2013

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tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013

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