Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

by Grublets on Ice August 26, 2013

icee tits

Nipples so cold it will rip your shirt off

she had some Icee tits during a concert.

by Coloradoboozer June 16, 2018

tit breaking

Slapping the drama out of a person

She's totally tit breaking the vibe

by Tit breaker April 30, 2015

shitty tits

a joke made by me used by multiple people in the magical land of canada such uses of the word include

(does war crime) dang i massicard thousends well this wont be a problum latter (gets found out) oh shitty tits

by a stupid german canadian March 11, 2021

droppin tit

Droppin Tit is a subtle mating call that may be executed subconsciously by a woman, usually when the woman is in heat. Droppin Tit occurs when the female exposes her titty in public and, in many cases, pictures of said titty end up on the internet.

For example, in response to an Instagram post where titty has been dropped, an interested male might say, "If Kim's gonna be droppin tit like that you gotta let me know”

by SkiBoat17 October 10, 2018

tits to the world

Something thats far surpasses other typical units of awesidness.

That shit you did with your mouth was tits to the world.

by teh! ciszmo October 30, 2010

cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.

According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.

by PaudyMac March 23, 2016