a shooting spine tingling chill felt throughout the entire body brought on by a awkward, embarrassing or uncomfortable moment...This can be either self inflicted by embarrassing the shit out of yourself in a public setting or secondary to witnessing someone else doing something corny, douchie or creepy...douche chills only last for a short time but are very scary...the harvard medical journal did a study on douche chills and concluded as little as ONE episode of douche chills inflicted on someone by another is known to end personal friendships or relationships...so try not to be a douche bag or make a ass out of yourself...
by johnny bisquick November 12, 2011
Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.
Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
by JaYmIsOn February 14, 2006
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.
by janet99 February 09, 2009
When one squirts saline solution up the nasal passage to douche the contents, and the resulting product comes out the other nostril or mouth.
by Terry January 12, 2005
Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."
Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."
Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."
Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."
Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"
by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010
Man whore : "your a slut" Hooker:"Oh ya well you're a douche-Knucker" ( Say the part of the hooker with an English accent )
by The Zaiphai April 12, 2009
A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.
by Weslitzu June 20, 2008