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Ninja Please

It's like n*gga please, but for Asians.

Used to express stress.
White Guy: *runs into Asian Guy* Sorry, di-

Asian Guy: NINJA PLEASE!
by DiZ037 May 4, 2011
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Pantz Ninja

An ass-raper who really enjoys raping other men.
The Pantz Ninja got me last night.
by John Kreja November 14, 2004
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clockwork ninja

A person who can be called upon when a technical or otherwise difficult task requires expertise. A clockwork ninja uses his own untraditional methods, but the result is still (usually) flawless.
from the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas":

CJ: How can these cars keep appearing outside our garage when we need it?
Cesar: A friend of mine gets them for me.. im not sure how, he's a clockwork ninja.
(exact quote needed)
by jarmund June 27, 2007
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skin ninja

A racial slur for negros. It implies that, if a black person were to be a ninja, they would not need to wear black clothes because their skin is already black.
Damn, that skin ninja totally murdered our homey and we didn't even notice!
by Cgrave August 7, 2006
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ninja style

Used in gaming to describe a higly skilled kill.
Did you see me jump off that roof and ninja style that guy in the back?
by goa']['ice May 19, 2004
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shit ninja

The art of taking a shit or farting without your boyfriend, husband or roomates knowing you did so. Only females can be shit ninjas
"Dude my wife is a shit ninja, we've been married 2 years and to my knowlege she hasnt shit once."
by anthony calloway February 17, 2008
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Ninja pull

In the MMORPG world of warcraft a ninja pull is when a member in your group or raid purposely pulls a pack of mob s or a boss when the group or raid isn't ready for the encounter.

These so called ninja pullers are usually impatient and retarded DPSers that are pushing a whopping 1500dps on recount.

Ninja pullers also tend to be classes that can escape large groups of mobs, such as a fiegn death hunter or a bubble hearthing paladin inevitably killing the whole raid except for themselves. All in all ninja pullers are assholes that you should kick from your group asap!
1.
Dude1:Man why are we all dead, I went for a smoke and came back and we've all died. I wasn't even ready!

Dude2:That fucking huntard ninja pulled and whiped us all.

2.
My rule for ninja pullers: you pull it, you tank it.
by DerkaDerka121 August 8, 2009
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