An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.
by Sexydimma October 1, 2014
Get the business-suicidemug. A serious topic, do not joke about this, a lot of humans are suicidal, this problem gets overlooked a lot, if you’re suicidal, call obavweve the jamaican scammer, he will take your robux and v bucks and eat your niggas so that you are starved of oxygen and bananas so that you stop trying to kill your own stupid Jamaican bombaclat,
If you are under 17 years old and suicidal, call nigga 30, he will sue you for being not-family friendly for the rest of your career and your life if you don’t get a job in the bronx, suicide is a crime and felony offense and you should be ashamed of yourself, the last part was the suggested words on my iphone
If you are under 17 years old and suicidal, call nigga 30, he will sue you for being not-family friendly for the rest of your career and your life if you don’t get a job in the bronx, suicide is a crime and felony offense and you should be ashamed of yourself, the last part was the suggested words on my iphone
Allie: i’m suicidal and want to kill myself via suicidE
John pork: shut the fuck up nobody cares go back to the bombaclat factory, nya meow i like minors under 12
John pork: shut the fuck up nobody cares go back to the bombaclat factory, nya meow i like minors under 12
by RobertJohnson motorola g6 64GB December 16, 2024
Get the SuicidEmug. Getting oneself whacked by the mob.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
Get the New Jersey suicidemug. Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
Get the Quasi-suicidalmug. Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
Get the genetic suicidemug. Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending
by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
Get the candy coated suicidemug. When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.
“The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”
by Gingeabz February 28, 2021
Get the Suicide Sundaymug.