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Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
by the notorious swish May 22, 2020
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Steve's lava chicken

steve's restaurant that servers chicken cooked in hot lava
My bad bro i am late because i was eating Steve's lava chicken.
by kgfh321 April 13, 2025
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Steve Irwin

A Legend, He was like an australian entity. he unfortunately died on september 4 2006 by a sting ray injury. he will be missed by many.
Hugh Jackman: (Sheds a tear) why did steve irwin have to die? He was my bestfriend..
Hugh jackman's best friend:IDK
by 2004kid January 5, 2019
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steve wade

Steve embodies an intriguing blend of arrogance and prima-donna behavior, exuding an unwavering belief in his intellectual superiority and an exaggerated sense of busyness. Despite his self-proclaimed brilliance, a closer examination reveals a significant incongruence between perception and reality. In truth, Steve's contributions to work are disproportionately meager, and his sense of purpose appears thinly veiled by a facade of self-importance. This paradoxical combination paints a portrait of an individual whose self-perception diverges markedly from the observable impact of his efforts, prompting reflection on the authenticity of his claimed intelligence and busyness.
In the office, Steve Wade's grandiose claims of unparalleled intelligence and perpetual busyness often ring hollow, as colleagues observe a conspicuous misalignment between his self-perception and the tangible impact of his meager contributions to work and purpose.
by RockHard420 December 12, 2023
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Obey Your Steve

v. This term is used to define those inferior of Ultimate Krump status. Steve (who researchers believe to be the divinity of the Krump Kingdom) is a word used to invoke fear into the opposing Krumpee.
"Man foo' dat krump is weak. Obey your steve!"
by MFP846 December 15, 2008
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the Big Steve

ie: noun.

The most hallowed of pizzas, The Big Steve is a feast fit for Kings named after all Steve's natural pizazz and regal demeanor. It is the sustinance of gods, created by a master chef using only the finest quality ingredients from the world's most provacative locals. Chef's who are renowned and educated enough to craft this delicate and savory dish are to be worshiped like the king's and queens they serve. The aroma wafting from this delicacy is enough to make even the most strong willed vegan or perverbial "health nut" bend the knee and give in to their temptation. The parmesan garlic Alfredo sauce is reduced in a slow simmering sauce pan with hints of rosemary and oregano. The chicken is grilled flawlessly over the coals of a dying star. The grain used to craft the crust as well as the green peppers, sometimes reffered to as "the apple" in religious texts, placed atop this perfect pie are grown within the garden of Eden. Only the most prestigious examples of human kind such as Chuck Norris, Gandhi, or Fred Flinstone, are capable of devouring The Big Steve in it's entirety. If you are ever blessed with a pizza known as "The Big Steve", you should first thank God that he has blessed you and your taste buds that day, and secondly devour as much as you possibly can as this gift will likely not be bestowed upon you twice in the same lifetime.
Dude 1: Dude, my dad is going by Domino's tonight and he's gonna order "The Big Steve"!!!

Dude 2: Man that's freaking awesome, don't forget to bow before it when it comes through the door.
by Senti_Mentel March 15, 2019
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
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