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Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.
by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025
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Squirrel Chaser

A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)

Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’
“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”
by WestieBogan September 27, 2025
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Squirrel bucket

An act or action that should not be discussed with those who don’t already know.
If a person asks for a squirrel bucket and understands what the term means then you must provide one, but if a person asked what is a squirrel bucket then you mustn’t disclose any more information.
by Stranger characters October 30, 2025
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Squirrel

A cute rodent who loves to chew on some acorns, hazelnuts or other nuts. This little guy will most likely eat nuts from your hand if they’re not shy enough. There are many different squirrels, brown, gray, black etc.

Some would say it’s the best animal ever.
Emoji for squirrel: 🐿️
”Man look at that squirrel! He’s so cute!”
Yeah for sure. I love squirrels.”
by RealSquirrel December 25, 2025
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Squirrel

A squirrel is a small animal with soft fur, sharp little ears, bright eyes, and a large, fluffy tail that often looks bigger than the rest of its body. Its compact shape and delicate paws give it a neat, alert appearance.

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by RealSquirrel December 26, 2025
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frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008
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The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
by ziater September 4, 2008
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