by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Person one: have you tried spooning
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0
by I hate my brain March 24, 2020

Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.
by Pookiebear May 18, 2005

by Bladeachu8679 January 15, 2019

An alternative terminology to the traditional "big spoon" and "little spoon." Couples who argue over spooning positions may use this without disregarding convention if the smaller partner feels more comfortable cuddling from behind, with "backpack" implying that someone smaller would be strapped around the bigger partner as if they were a normal sized backpack, which is typically smaller than the individual.
Partner 1: Can I be the small spoon tonight? You always make me the big spoon and it feels wrong, ok?
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.
by redditgod November 4, 2024

Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019
