The Spocker

Three in the front, two in the back. Similar to the shocker.

The boys and I gave Sherrie The Spocker. It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

by Piowinator August 1, 2018

shock of a jip

A chiefly Chezzie phrase (one that comes from Chesterfield, England) that can be used when something is sort of shocking.

Ben after sticking his finger in a socket: 'Well that gave a shock of a jip!'
Kyle after jumping into a cold pool: Bloody hell! That was cold enough to give a chuffin' shock of a jip!'

by Nolfavre11 May 26, 2008

Shock Block

When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.

I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!

by It Has Teeth February 24, 2011

Shocker

A name for a penis when being used sexually.

When she pulled down my boxers, out came my shocker.

by The Hangman July 7, 2009

the shocker

It's actually...

One for the stink, two for the pink, and one to pet the mink.

Kasha was looking good in the hall, so I pulled out the shocker squad badge, and went to work

by Dr. Billl November 6, 2006

Shocker Pick

Sporting the shocker sign + (Ambitious) Nose mining = Shocker Pick. The Shocker Pick is not as easy as the Birdie Pick to master but can be done right with a little practice. With either hand, make the shocker sign. Put your middle and pointer finger up your nose, one in each nostril. Then put your pinkie in your mouth. It's as easy as that. The Shocker Pick is also known as "2 in the boogs, 1 in the loogs".

Always wash your hands before Shocker Pickin'... It's common sense hygiene.

by pxmoshec April 26, 2006

Shock and Love

Shock and Love is that progressive political policy which seeks to use instances of crisis to further the betterment of mankind. It differs from the conservative policy of Shock and Awe which seeks to use the same instances to further empower the already powerful and to curtail the self evident liberties of the masses.

With the lives of three hundred million Americans at stake, the Obama administration, in a classic example of Shock and Love, was able to use the panic created by the flu pandemic to force Senate Republicans to do the right thing and confirm Kathleen Sibelius as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

by maximo hudson May 1, 2009