smugglenuffin

-to nuzzle vigorously

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.

by shes no android November 14, 2006

poop shuggit

a small Chunk of human feces

originally used by 10 year old lithuanian-americans.

Jim was being a poop shuggit so we curb stomped his ass.

by Michael April 9, 2005

cunt sluggler

someone who takes a long time to get pussy.

Jorge is a cunt sluggler!

by Bobert22 January 22, 2009

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

Slugging

Performing a despicable act.

The world despicable is generally understood to mean that which "society" would deem despicable. It can therefore be seen as comendable and despicable act from the user's point of view.

P1: What are you up tonight?
P2: Probably going to go slugging, I heard MRS.A's bf was out of town so I'll shag her and never call her again.
P1: Nice one.

by emJ October 27, 2012

Snugglebus

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and a man comes behind you and tickles your balls.

When I was in England, I planned to get drunk and fuck but it turned out to be a snugglebus.

by Rakime Nagatod March 24, 2004