lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 2, 2012

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

pipe them briefs

To have sex with someone. (Usually not used in the presence of the person it refers to)

So, did you pipe them briefs last night?

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

Pipefill Theory

the theory that flushing every toilet in the building will lower the ocean level momentarily.

Looks like we just proved Pipefill Theory isn't just a myth!

by Cyborgstalker June 29, 2008

phired

1. Energized or charged, used by employers to negate an accidental firing of an employer

Sandra: Did you just say I'm fired?
Jim: No, phired, with a "ph". I mean you do a great job

by rpat March 10, 2009

Pipe your jibs

Close your mouth, be quiet, shut up.

Say "Pipe your jibs" to annoying blabbermouths like a Greg or a Dave.

by quietness May 6, 2009

Pipe of Paradise

A cyclindical contraption (Hose) inserted up between the male or female buttocks (Anus) in a form of colonic irrigation using steaming hot urine from your loving partner.

Bernard drank so much tea round the vicars house, he was prepared to give Doris the pipe of paradise as a token of his
affection.

by *Shark* October 23, 2011